What's in a Name?

The other day on the news I saw that the #1 name for a dog is...you guessed it, MAX!!! Then an article I read said both MAX and SAM are on the top 10 for naming your pooch. Here are some more ways to use their names...

If SAM was a piece of luggage, he'd be SAMsonite.

If SAM was on the menu at Quiznos, he'd be a SAMmie.

If SAM was a warrior, he'd be a SAMurai.

If SAM were a beat, he'd be a SAMba.

If SAM was a fish, he's be a SAMon.

If SAM was an island, he'd be SAMoa.

If SAM was an appetizer, he'd be a SAMpler Platter.

If SAM took up to 50% of your paycheck and there was nothing you could do about it, he'd be Uncle SAM.

If SAM was helpful to others, he'd be a Good SAMaritan.

If SAM was an warehouse selling a 50 pack of toilet paper, he'd be a SAM's Club.

If SAM was a cartoon character, he'd be Yosemite SAM.

If SAM was a 49er, he'd be Sourdough SAM.



If MAX was an engine, he'd be DuraMAX.

If MAX was a saying in the 80's, he'd be "Grotty to the MAX"

If MAX was a grocery store, he'd be Food MAXx

If MAX was a department store, he'd be TJ MAXx.

If MAX was a body part, he'd be a Gluteus MAXimus.

If MAX was Mel Gibson in a movie, he'd be Mad MAX.

If MAX was a spy, he'd be MAXwell Smart.

If MAX was a real estate company, he'd be ReMAXx.

If MAX was a prescription, he'd be MAXimum strength.

If MAX was a shoe, he'd be Nike Air MAX.

If MAX were a Gladiator, he'd be MAXimus.

If MAX were a rich man, he'd be MAXamillion.

Got any more?